His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
