For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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