I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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