im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
True strength comes from lack of pants
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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