btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
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