so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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