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It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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