I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
You just made me feel so damn special
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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