i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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