the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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