Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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