I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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