yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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