Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
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