Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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