Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
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