you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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