Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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