walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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