god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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