you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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