I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize
