Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
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And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Also, beer. Big fan.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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