I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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