it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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