So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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