sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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