do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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