When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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