I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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