Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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