it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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