MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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