yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
She made me pour olive oil on her.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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