So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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