i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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