my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
so let's talk penis.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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