He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Randomize
