She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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