fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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