I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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