And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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