if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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