i can't believe i had my finger in that
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
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