ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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