I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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