fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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