well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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