I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
There r osticjed everywhere
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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