So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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