If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I touched a dick in church today
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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