Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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