It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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