bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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