is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
